The “ T ” in WTF.

The tech industry has had some REALLY bad promotional videos in its days. Apparently, CTOs have the worst senses of humor ever.

From this:

to this:

Well, Hitachi wants to change all that. Just when you think you're watching the worst one yet, in walks the one man who can make it the best one EVER!!!

Deep Focus has performed a thorough analysis of the variables in this video, and we have determined that this does, in fact, follow the classic 100% successfully-proven formula of:

Mr. T + anything = viral gold